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Mommy’s tired 

Every mom I know, is tired. Soooo fucking tired. I haven’t had a night off in 406 days and counting.  I’m sorry to all the people who don’t have kids that get offended when we glare at them when they … Continue reading

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The IKEA Nightmare

Today I found the guts to go to IKEA to get the missing hardware to hang my wall mirrors. I decided I would get there as soon as they opened to avoid excess crowds and get in and out…. HAHAHAHA … Continue reading

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A Day In The Life of a Model

I awoke this morning to the sound of my alarm clock… That quickly became muffled by my largest cat Lucifer in a vain attempt to stop the noise from coming out of my phone and awaking me from my slumber. … Continue reading

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#selfie

My parody of the “#selfie” song. Only one verse. Makeup by Aprielle Lu Hair by Jordan Olsen and Vanessa mena

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Real Talk

I met and watched a celebrity perform today, and he absolutely transformed my thinking on men. In the best way possible. You’ll be shocked to know this is the same man who also stapled his nut sack to his inner … Continue reading

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Doll Complex

It’s almost Christmas, and the incessant toy commercials are a frightening reminder of another funny and traumatizing story… I DONT PLAY WITH DOLLS! Teddies, action figures sure, but not dolls… And I had no idea why… Until a few years … Continue reading

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Ode to my 1st Cousins

Your cousins are the first friends you meet, and some of the most trusted friends you will ever have. Theyve seen you at your best, your worst, when you peed yourself, and when you first got beat up.. this is … Continue reading

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The Models Rap Behind The Scenes

So we loved the song so much, and couldn’t wait for it to come out… That we took a video of us grooving!

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Cat fight!

I know it takes a while to see, but I couldn’t script this if I tried. One of my strays chubbers walked in the house, shady clearly wasn’t having any of it.

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