Category Archives: funny

Messiah Complex

Today, I managed to check off something on my bucket list. Seen as though I could not make it to my uncles funeral, I was surprised with front row tickets to see Russell Brand. So I dolled myself up, and … Continue reading

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Illuminated Vintage Fashion

Our group reunited late August to create a shoot that’s been in the makings since March. Here’s how it all came to be. Almost immediately after the MAKE FASHION show back in March, I was contacted by local photographer Tim … Continue reading

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The IKEA Nightmare

Today I found the guts to go to IKEA to get the missing hardware to hang my wall mirrors. I decided I would get there as soon as they opened to avoid excess crowds and get in and out…. HAHAHAHA … Continue reading

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Bare Body Sushi

You’ll never guess how I spent NYE 2015… I laid on a table, wearing nothing but tiny undergarments and flowers… Covered in sushi and sashimi. This ancient Japanese practise dates back to the time of the Samurai and is called … Continue reading

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MY FIRST MAGAZINE ARTICLE!! WILD GIRL MAGAZINE

Flashback to two months ago, in my best friend and stylists kitchen. I received an email from the editor saying she loved my writing samples AND my modelling and would love to have me contribute something to the magazine. I … Continue reading

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#selfie

My parody of the “#selfie” song. Only one verse. Makeup by Aprielle Lu Hair by Jordan Olsen and Vanessa mena

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Right Said Fred

If you know what I mean in the title, you remember the 90’s. I believe it was ’92 when this song came out… And I almost forgot about it til now… My long time friend just messaged me and asked, … Continue reading

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Random Facts

As this week was a sad one, I thought I’d lighten the mood with some “random facts” about me. Some are funny, some are shocking, either way, here I go: 1. My hair turned from jet black to white blonde … Continue reading

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Doll Complex

It’s almost Christmas, and the incessant toy commercials are a frightening reminder of another funny and traumatizing story… I DONT PLAY WITH DOLLS! Teddies, action figures sure, but not dolls… And I had no idea why… Until a few years … Continue reading

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Ode to my 1st Cousins

Your cousins are the first friends you meet, and some of the most trusted friends you will ever have. Theyve seen you at your best, your worst, when you peed yourself, and when you first got beat up.. this is … Continue reading

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